Sacred Digital: Chuckk Gerwig

A french newpaper reported that Osama Bin Laden is dead from typhoid. These reports surface pretty regularly when he has been quietly playing chess in a cave for some time without a press release. I look forward to the day when he takes the big dirt nap and stops churning the filth of violence up from the abyss but I don't have much faith in the latest report of his demise. I hope I am wrong. I have a theory, he's actually hiding out on the island from the show LOST, he living under that mysterious hatch breeding polar bears...