What I Want When I Get Old

When I get old and immobile I want one of these, and a I want a turbo charger kit for it.

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I may need to place an order sooner than I think, they just told me the pain in my shoulder is arthritis – falling apart at the seams. It’s funny getting older, because inside my head the talking machine says “Chuckk you are certainly about 22”. On the other hand, my birth certificate states I will be 47 years old in about 5 weeks.

I’ll just listen to the talking machine for a while longer but I would like one of these instead of an aluminum walker when the time's right.

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